Wednesday, January 19, 2011

SHOCKING NEWS: Camden Drug Dealers Happy Cops Get Laid Off


THE MEN hanging at 4th and York streets in North Camden could have passed for a SWAT team, if not for the bloodshot eyes peering out of their ski masks.Dressed in black from head to toe, the men and a few teenagers came to life when a Honda Civic crawled through the intersection and pulled up to a curb."Come here, girl," one man yelled toward the passenger as she lowered the window.Before and after their transactions, some of North Camden's many corner drug dealers were blunt about yesterday's massive police layoffs in Camden."F--- 'em! We're happy. Lay 'em all off," said one man who declined to be identified. "They can stop bothering us now."


Well it look less than 24 hours to write this article, possibly the most obvious article in the history of the world. You take half the police force off the streets of the most dangerous city in America, you're going to see some happy fucking drug dealers and prostitutes. Just imagine being the writer who drew this assignment. Your editor tells you hey go down to North Camden and find some drug dealers and ask them how they are doing now that there are less pigs to bother them. You'd be lucky to not get shot for asking such a stupid fucking question.

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