Monday, January 17, 2011

Man can't leave woman even after she lights his balls on fire. No really, she lit his balls on fire.


OCALA, Fla. — An Ocala man says he is staying with his girlfriend even after she was arrested for pouring gasoline on his genitals and setting him on fire.

Forty-two-year-old Andrew Williams suffered serious burns and was taken to Shands Hospital in Gainesville last week after police say his 29-year-old girlfriend, Victoria Bynes, set him on fire.

Witnesses called police after seeing the couple arguing, and then Bynes pouring gas on her boyfriend and lighting him on fire.

How good must Victoria Bynes be in bed? Like she must let Andrew do whatever he wants and film it and upload it to spankwire and shit to show his friends. Like she must allow fucking ATM and anal and shit on a daily basis because there is no way a man is staying with a woman who lights his balls on fire if she isnt making his balls feel an equal amount of pleasure as she just caused pain, am I right?

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