Monday, January 17, 2011

Does this look like the face of a man who ran naked into traffic on LSD screaming "I'm King of the World" and had to be tased THREE times?


KEY WEST, Fla. — A naked man yelling he was "king of the world" ran into traffic on Big Coppitt Key early Sunday morning. Keysnet.com reports 43-year-old Richard Gervasi of Phoenixville, Pa., was running into traffic on US-1 around 1:30 a.m.Deputies arrived and found Gervasi and two of his friends, one of whom Gervasi attacked when the sheriff's office pulled up. He then allegedly ran at Deputy Danielle Malone, who tased him.

But Gervasi pulled the Taser prongs out, so the deputy tased him again — but that didn't end the confrontation. As another deputy arrived, Gervasi got up again and started walking toward his friends. So deputies tased him a third time and then handcuffed him.

As he was being taken into custody, he said he was "made of steel."

Gervasi was charged with disturbing the peace and resisting arrest. Investigators say he had been drinking and took LSD before the incident.

Well, well, well nothing like a great tasing story to kick off the week huh? So this 43 year old guy hops himself up on some LSD and goes running into traffic screaming like Leo Dicaprio on the Titanic about being king of the world. Whats that old saying about going down in a blaze of glory? Well this asshole is on fucking fire then.

P.S. The best part of the entire arrest has to be the part where the guy PULLED THE TASER PRONGS OUT OF HIS BODY and then told the cops he was "made of steel", right? Like thats just a comment that you make when you fucked out of your mind high.

P.S.S. The normal taser takedown is one right? Like if you withstand one taser, you are the fucking Chuck Liddel of taser. If you withstand two tasers you are the Chuck Norris. Remember Bradley Cooper took one tase and Fat Jesus took two in the Hangover, so this guy is setting a very disturbing precedent.

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