Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Car 1, House 0

Douglass (Berks) police investigate a single-vehicle collision Wednesday afternoon on Old Philadelphia Pike. The driver lost control of the vehicle and went off the road while driving west, crossed over and crashed into the home at 553 Old Philadelphia Pike.

The owners of the home were preparing to enter the house at the time of the crash. A man suffered minor injuries when he was hit with debris. He was taken to the hospital by ambulance.

A woman who was also on the porch wasn't injured.

The driver of the vehicle was also injured and was transported to the hospital.


Boy this 82 Ford Bronco really did a number on that house, huh? Before even seeing the picture, I just assumed some old person got distracted slash died at the wheel and caused this mayhem. I mean every human being over 70 should have to prove their sanity and worth to society every 3 months or risk execution (except your grandparents, they get a pass). Old people just get in the way and cause horrific disruptions in your daily life. So naturally some old corpse caused this, right? Nope. That picture says it all. The only people who own cars like that are dirtbag trashballs from the Boyertown-Pottstown area. So this was clearly the work of a jilted lover trying to run down his old lady's husband. Notice they were both on the porch at the time but only he got smoked with debris. It would be amazing that she escaped uninjured if she wasn't in on the plot from the start. One minute you're happily married and about to enter your home after a day out, and the next some lunatic in a ridiculous teal truck is trying to leave tire treads on your back. Yikes.


And look at that asshole cop acting all pissed off the press is taking a picture of the scene. C'mon dude it's not every day a car ends up balls deep in some couple's door frame.

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