Man Spends Night in Car when its -50 outside = Man no longer ALIVE!

Pa. man freezes to death overnight in his car
A northeastern Pennsylvania man froze to death after spending the night in his car in single-digit weather, authorities said.
Police in Carbon County said Alan Kurtz, 49, of Lansford, was found by his wife outside their home about 9:30 a.m. Saturday.
Detective Jack Soberick of the Lansford Police Department said Kurtz was using a coat and a blanket in the car Friday night. Kurtz was rushed to St. Luke's Miners Memorial Hospital in Coaldale and doctors worked for five hours to try to get his core temperature up, but he was pronounced dead at 3:08 p.m. Saturday.
An autopsy is pending and the death remains under investigation, police said. - AP

Talk about being in the dog house, the wife could have let him at least sleep on the fucking couch.

Woman fails first day of parenting class with shoe-less child in snow

A Hill District woman was criminally charged for sending her shoeless 12-year-old boy outside and into the snow. Carmella Cosby, 38, of Junilla Street, was charged with child endangerment, according to Pittsburgh police. Police said the boy was found walking barefoot and coatless at the corner of Chauncy Street and Webster Avenue in the Hill District by a police officer at 2:22 a.m. Saturday. A police report noted he was walking in "large amounts of snow" and the temperature at the time was 4 degrees. Ms. Cosby was jailed and at least two of her children, including the boy, were put into the care of child welfare caseworkers.


I always envisioned there was a class that parents had to take where it taught them the most essential things of taking care of a kid and if you didn't pass you couldnt have one, like a high school diploma. If that's so, on what day do you get taught you cant send your kid out in the snow with no shoes when its like 5 degrees outside? That has to be first day stuff right, like with feeding your fucking kid and changing his diaper.

80s For the Ladies

Another work week in the books, another 80s tune to melt the hearts and panties of our fairer sex. This week is "Come On Eileen" by the ultimate one-hit wonders Dexy's Midnight Runners. Every broad in America reacts like they're in an Oprah giveaway audience when this tune starts. Really an obvious choice here.

Bonus points for the fellas that are married to, dating or plain banging a girl named Eileen. "Oh Sauce, what are you up to this weekend?" 'I'm gonna come on Eileen.' Delicious double entendre right there.

Guess those Twins Answer

And the answer is Blake (motherfuckingmakeyourdickfalloff )Lively.

This girl is just Gorgeous, and she seems cool as shit too, except that loser she dates, fucking hipster guy…(FML)

Who would you Rather Be?

This blog is going to be called “who would you rather be”?

For all you fucking dodo birds out there, this is how it will work: I will post some pictures of people, and I will give you my editors pick and reasoning. Leave a comment agreeing/disagree/ your analysis of the people; I don’t really give a fuck, just leave a comment!

For the first ever “who would you rather be”? I am going to do a match up of NFC and AFC QB’s. Because, make no mistake about it, being a NFL QB is basically the same thing as using Love Potion #9 on bitches because they will flock to and drop panties like its their job (which it should be).

Anyway here the match up: you got Jay Cutler and Aaron Rodgers from the NFC and Mark Sanchez and Ben Roethlisberger from the AFC.
I am going to narrow mine down by division: Culter vs. Rodgers is a no brainer for me, Rodgers easily, Culter is a pumpkin-pie hair cutted freak who sucks and shouldn’t be in the Playoffs. That being said, Rodgers is one of the best QB’s in the league and I guarantee he dominates cheese-head pussy up in Green Bay. (side note) I will always route for the team that takes out the Birds, because then I can at least say we lost to the champs.

Now for the AFC: Sanchez vs. Raplisberger (I mean) Roethlisberger, this isn’t as easy as it might seem. On one hand you have Sanchez, while he seems to be as dumb as a box of wrenches, he has to pull in just truckloads of pussy in NY and every time he goes back to USC, but he also hasn’t won shit and has to deal with people criticizing him all year long and basically blaming any Jets loss on him, (that’s a lot to handle every year). Then you have Big Ben, who is a rapist and should immediately taken out of the running, but he does have two rings and is treated like a GOD in Pittsburgh, like this fucking guy could get convicted/accused 10 more times and people in Pittsburgh would still worship the ground he raped (I mean walked) on. But I am going to have to take the punishment and criticism every year and be Sanchez, because there is just tooo much pussy in NYC, and even the idea of going to USC for a weekend and laying pipe to college chicks gives me the tingles. So yea definitely Sanchez here.

Now for the finals: Sanchez vs. Rodgers….Drum roll Plllleaassse...I am going to have to pick Rodgers, just because he is going to be considered one of the all time greats if he keeps playing the way he is and wins a Super Bowl or two. While Sanchez could be out of the league in a couple years and be an afterthought, which would dramatically hurt his pussy getting skillzzz.

There ya have it! Now leave a comment!

Guess those Twins

Ok all of you readers out there, here is Guess those Twins Friday edition!

Coming with hot, hot, hot, fire every time, this chick is without a doubt one of the all time favorites not just for me but for every man, woman, and child.

Let the guessing game begin

Dracula Man paralyzes woman with hickey

A woman was partially paralyzed from a hickey that caused her to have a small stroke, the New Zealand Medical Journal said according to a media report. The 44-year-old New Zealander went to the emergency room after she found that she couldn't move her left arm while she was watching TV, The Christchurch Press reported. Doctors concluded that she had had a stroke but were perplexed as to why, the paper said. Then they found a "love bite" on her neck near a major artery, and discovered a clot in the artery beneath the hickey — a small vertical bruise. "Because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction," said Dr. Wu, who attended to the woman over a year ago at the Middlemore Hospital in Auckland, according to the paper. "Because of the physical trauma it had made a bit of bruising inside the vessel." He added the clot traveled to the woman's heart and caused the stroke.



I am trying to think of something better that could happen to a guy then to be able to give a woman a hickey and basically shut down her entire body. It's not like they are doing anal or flying through the air on a sex swing, this motherfucker was just giving his girl a hickey and put her down for the count. He's set for the rest of his life, just walking around telling bitches at the bar his mouth can suck like a hoover and it had to be registered with the government as a deadly weapon. Game. Set. Match.