Doctors at Thomas Jefferson discover caffeine helps hangovers like 20 years after everyone else

Sometimes the old methods may work best. Researchers at Thomas Jefferson University say that they've identified a key agent in the brain chemistry responsible for hangover headaches and that a good remedy is one tried by every tormented soul who's ever groped for a morning-after cup of coffee:

Caffeine. The stimulant has long been an ingredient in over-the-counter headache medications. But the Jefferson study is the first to link caffeine's effectiveness to its ability to block the activity of a chemical called adenosine.



These doctors can cut the shit about discovering that caffeine blocks some thing we have never heard of and thats the best way to get rid of the headache that bothers the shit out of you after a night of binge drinking and banging some pig you thought was good looking. I mean people have been saying for like 25 fucking years that coffee is for hangovers, like you wake up and brew a pot and thats how you cure it. I dont even know what other cures people have come up with to be honest, its all about caffeine. Like you are drunk as shit, cant see straight, you pop a few Excedrin because those mother fuckers are like five hour energy in pill form, go to sleep and wake up with some Folgers. CAFFEINE. Maybe these doctors should work on cancer or some shit thats important.

Blunt Law Revoked! Roll the Weed Up!

A narrowly divided state Supreme Court has voided a 4-year-old city ordinance that was designed to curtail the use of cigars, cigarettes, rolling papers and other tobacco products as vehicles for marijuana and other illegal drugs, the court announced yesterday.
The state's high court ruled 4-3 that the ordinance, sponsored by Councilman Brian O'Neill, was inconsistent with state law regulating tobacco products and drug paraphernalia.The Pennsylvania law has a broad prohibition against the sale of any paraphernalia used to grow, harvest, package or use illegal drugs. But prosecutions are limited to situations in which the seller knows or "reasonably should know" that the buyer intends to use the paraphernalia illegally.

This is what I am talking about mother fuckers, lets blaze the shit out this place tonight like Wiz Khalifa!!!!!!!!

Homeless man is the king of fantasy football, gets life back...syke

Yahoo Sports-Three million people competed at fantasy football on ESPN.com this year. One man managed to rise above all of them, and he did it despite not having a computer. Or a place to live.
For the sake of comparison, I finished under .500 in a league of 12 people, and I spend all day with my face buried in NFL news, stats and highlights.
Obviously, Nathan Harrington, 33, of Salem, Mass., knows something I don't. Harrington ended up homeless after needing back surgery, going on medical leave from his job, and being forced to leave his home because it was condemned.
And still, he was better than over 3 million people at fantasy football.
He used computers at his father's nursing home, his mother's house, and the library. He knocked on neighbors' doors and asked if he could use their computers.
If you're wondering about specifics, Harrington drafted Arian Foster(notes) and picked up Brandon Lloyd(notes) as a free agent. He made trades for Adrian Peterson and Dwayne Bowe(notes).
Oddly, Tony Romo(notes) was his quarterback, but when Romo went down with a season-ending injury, Harrington had to make due with a string of borderline fantasy quarterbacks. He clinched the top spot behind Tim Tebow's surprising Week 17 performance against the Chargers. From The Salem News:
"My fantasy football was the one thing that kind of seemed to be going right at the time," Harrington said. "There was a lot to be upset about, but the one thing that was steady and heading in a positive direction was the fantasy football. So I thought I might as well stick with it and ride it out. Thank God I did."

Is this surprising to anyone? A guy with nothing to do all day but sit at the computer and wait for players to become available and pick them up wins? I mean first off this guy’s homeless story is kinda suspect; ok he had back surgery and went on medical leave? You get paid for that, don’t you? And he was kicked out of his house, not because he couldn’t make payments and the bank foreclosed on it. No he was kicked out because it was condemned? So basically this guy was a fucking slob. Does anyone else watch the show “hoarders”, because those people live in the biggest scariest hellholes on Earth and their houses are NOT condemned, so this motherfuckers house must have been something special. And don’t give me that, oh your so insensitive blah, this is a heartwarming story blah fucking blah. I call em like I read em and my man Nathan needs to get his shit in order. 1. Stop treating your house like a landfill and maybe the authorities will let you live in it. 2. Now that your back is better, instead of going door to door asking to use your neighbor’s computer like a creep, go get a fucking job.

P.S. I’m so glad this story was made out to be some magical dream come true type story. Guy didn’t win a million dollars and is able to get his life back on track, he won fucking Best Buy gift cards, which his own fucking mother took him for, Christ ill buy those gift cards for $3000 and still come out $500 up. Lady must really hate her son, if she’s got $2500 bucks to throw around and can’t even give the guy an airmattress to crash on.

I Need Bookoo Bucks, Right Fucking Now!

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- Wendy's/Arby's Group shares spiked almost 6% Thursday morning after the fast food giant announced it may sell its struggling Arby's roast beef sandwich chain to focus resources exclusively on the Wendy's brand.

Sales at Arby's North American restaurants open at least 15 months fell 5.9% during the third fiscal quarter, following a 7.4% drop in the second quarter and an 11.5% decline in the first quarter.

Wendy's/Arby's (WEN) chairman Nelson Peltz said "the reality is that the Wendy's brand, given its relative size and scope, is the key driver of shareholder return, and we believe we should focus on the execution of the compelling growth opportunities at Wendy's."

The company said it is working with UBS Investment Bank to explore "strategic alternatives" for Arby's, including a sale of the chain.



I mean show me a guy who doesn't like the 5 for $5.95 deal and I'll show you a fucking liar. Give me the a Beef'n Cheddar, a Montana Roast Beef, a regular Roast Beef, an order of Curly Fries and a Diet Coke. Don't you even begin to judge my drink selection either. But seriously, let's ban our money together and purchase this once Top 5 Fast Food Joint. I'd hire some slick Middle Eastern business men, preferably Syrians, but I'd be happy with anyone from the general neighborhood and we would be straight printing cash in 3 weeks. A few years ago, a couple of my buddies and I started to looking into buying a Chick-Fil-A but obviously it never got further than his living room, otherwise I wouldn't be writing on this website. Plus, I'd throw the company values/rules to the sides and serve the best fucking chicken sandwiches that a Sunday has ever seen.

That being said, let's here YOUR Top 5 Fast Food Places.

My List:
1. "The Always Delicious" Taco Bell
2. Chick-Fil-A
3. KFC
4. Wendy's
5. Arby's

Am I leaving a place out? Doubt it. (East Coast Biased too, so I can't be putting in a place that I have to fly 3,000 miles to enjoy.)

Guy Qualifies For Wing Bowl By Eating a Cheeseburger With His Feet.

Link to video because the Wing Bowl is garbage and won't allow me to embed the code properly:

http://wingbowl.cbslocal.com/2011/01/07/video-joe-eating-stunt/


For you non-Philly mopes, Wing Bowl is an annual tradition held every Super Bowl Friday at the Wells Fargo Center in the stadium complex. It is a chicken-wing eating contest. If you need any further explanation, you are a retard. Philly is usually wide-open that weekend to host this event, due to the fact that Andy Reid is our fat joke of a coach and we'll never get back to the big game as long as he's in charge. Yeah there was that one time a few years back we made it, but what happened? Oh right, Don (another major league failure) vomited on the field as we attempt to run the 2-minute offense.

Anyway, what sets this competition apart is that amateurs from around the US attempt to "qualify" for the Wing Bowl by successfully performing ridiculous eating stunts. If they qualify, they show up at Wells Fargo with an entourage and proceed to get a WWE-style entrance introduction before clogging their arteries with wing sauce. It is a truly awesome event, kinda like the Mummers parade for fat jerkoff dickweeds. Every year, there's usually a few attempts that stand out from the rest. For Wing Bowl 19, my man Joe (not pictured above) takes the proverbial cake with his utterly amazing "feet". (Get it?) Eating a cheeseburger in 5 minutes is something any guy could do. Eating it SOLE-ly (There's another one) with your disgusting feet is super impressive.

Here's the thing ... if the Jets lose to the Steelers this weekend, Rex Ryan has to be in his entourage, right? This is the biggest no-brainer in the history of no-brainers. He could ride out in a foot-shaped float sponsored by Dr. Scholl's as Rex does creepy voiceover work and the black dude pictured above weirdly sniffs Michelle Ryan's feet. Somebody with way more connections and power than me needs to make this happen.

Guess those Twins Answer

And the answer is Jennifer Jlo Lopez. Once straight fire every time you saw her, and recent years hasn’t made my dick skip a beat. But now with new season of American Idol I think Jenny from the block is back, I mean she looked fucking goooood last night.

P.S. How the fuck is Mark Anthony married to her? He has got to be one of the ugliest people on Earth right?

Judge orders that world does not get to see J-WOWW's bombs...yet

J-Woww is in the clear — for now! The Jersey Shore star was freaking out that her ex-boyfriend and former manager Tom Lippolis claimed to have several naked photos of her from before and after her plastic surgery procedures. But luckily, Judge Jeffrey Brown of the Nassau County Supreme Court has ruled in J-Woww’s favor, granting an injunction against Tom, meaning that Tom can’t sell any pictures or videos of her until the case it completely settled!


This brings up a great question regarding famous hot bitches and wanting to see them naked which we all do. If you had to rank them out, where would J-WOWW fall? Like if you were doing a bracket of march madness with 64 hot famous biddies you want to see naked, is J-WOWW and her dual set of jubblies a top 5 seed? Or is she the sleeper 13 seed who always takes down a 4 in the first round like Creighton or Illinos St.? And an even better question, who is the #1 overall seed? I can tell you right now Blake Lively is like the Duke of my fucking bracket, just a top seed year in and year out.