Thursday, January 13, 2011
Teaching Parents a Lesson in Life
Pennsylvania dad stabbed multiple times by son wielding Samurai sword
CALN — A township man, who was allegedly stabbed by his son, was standing in his own driveway bleeding from his chest, head and neck when police arrived Tuesday, according to reports.
Stephen Markiewicz, of Magnolia Court, was reportedly stabbed multiple times by his son, Kevin Markiewicz, 18, according to police. Police responded to a call from the elder Markiewicz at about noon Tuesday, which indicated that he had been stabbed with a "Samurai sword."
Police said the elder Markiewicz had several one- to two-inch wounds to his back and chest. He also had lacerations on his fingers, which police said were "consistent with defensive wounds." The younger Markiewicz did not suffer any injuries, police said.
When police entered the home, Kevin Markiewicz had blood on his shirt, pants and face, according to reports. Upon inspection, investigators found several swords in the younger Markiewicz's bedroom, including a "small Samurai sword" under the pillow on the bed that had blood on the handle and tip of the blade, police said.
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This is one of those important life lessons for parents, and it is pretty fucking simple. Don't buy your kid a fucking Samurai Sword! When I have kids, and my son comes running up to me in a store and says dad, dad, can I get this Samurai Sword? You know what I am going do? I am going to punch that little Michel Myers fucker in the face. Bottom line, if you want assurance you’re not going to get chopped up, don’t buy fucking ninja weapons for your kids.
P.S. how big of a bad ass is this Dad? Dude was standing in the driveway as police showed up after just getting stabbed a thousand times by his emo, hipster son who thinks he’s fucking Bruce Lee or something.
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