Copyright © 2011 Yahoo! Inc - Shin and husband Ralf Janknecht -- leaders of the Oklahoma University prostate cancer research team -- stopped at a Panera Bread near their lab recently, and while they were inside, someone smashed their car window in the Panera parking lot and stole Shin's Apple laptop. They are now pleading for the thief to channel his or her inner humanitarian and give back the computer -- $1,000 reward, no questions asked.
"Please return the computer with the data saved," Janknecht requested in KWTV's report. "This would tremendously help us and you would do something for society."
I’m sorry but I have to call fucking bullshit on this story, you mean to tell me you have the cure for cancer and your allowed to keep it on a laptop that your you carry around while you and dork husband split a salad and panini at Panera Bread? Sorry hun but your busted, like is this the biggest “my dog ate my homework” story ever? I bet this bitch had some crazy deadline to turn in research but she was too busy playing fucking sudoku or some shit on her computer and when she realized she wasn’t going make the deadline she came up with this master fucking plan.
I mean there is NO FUCKING way your carrying a laptop around with the cure for cancer on it, and if you were, there’s NO FUCKING way would you only offer $1000 dollars reward to get it back, I would offer that to someone for stealing my computer and it just has porn and music on it. So nope not buying it.
Like if this is true, then this convo really happened between this lady and her boss
Scientist lady: hey boss, I think I really have something here, might be the cure!
Scientist Boss: Oh my God that’s great! What a breakthrough, this is going to change the world! Were going to be the most famous people to ever live! Were going to be billionaires, people are going ….oh shit look at the time, its already 5 o’clock time to get outta here. See you tomorrow
Scientist Lady: Ok boss, ill just pack up and take my laptop home with all my work on it because me and my husband like to watch dragon ball on it at night.
And I am pretty sure any guy who see the potential of being a billionaire and most famous person on earth would NOT have had this conversation. So in conclusion, give it up lady, were all on to your fucking games.
P.S. If the cure for cancer is really on this computer, I didn’t mean anything I said, and please fucking give this laptop back to this lady so we can save some fucking lives!
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