Ok, so this Philly blog is jumping off, about time…
Anyway, for the first Eagles post (its going to be a long one) lets talk about the Off –Season, and some of the moves the Eagles should make (even though they probably wont). I am not going to rant and rave about how Jeff Lurie needs to get rid of Andy Reid, and how a mentally challenged kid could call a better game than Marty Mornhinweg because there is just no chance Reid goes, and the only hope is some other bum owner hires Marty as a head coach, so ill spare my time and talk about player personnel only. First lets all talk about what seems (to me at least) the simplest Free Agent decision the Eagles can make SIGN VICK. It’s a simple as that. I don’t know what all the controversy talk about Kolb or Vick is, the Eagles have much more to worry about than the QB position. So make this really fucking and Sing Vick first thing. He is easily the most versatile QB in the game, and the only real downfall of his game in the past has been his accuracy, which he proved this season is no longer an issue. I understand Kolb is somewhat of a talent, and a lot of teams would be glad to have him, good, trade him, do something, but please stop comparing the guy to Vick. Kolb was hurt in 2010 but when he actually played he looked like a complete Jerkoff-asshole on the field. I’m not saying he wont be a good QB someday, Im just saying there is no way in hell you don’t sign Vick in Free Agency. Sorry Kev, but hopefully SF or Carolina is looking to remove the total ass clowns they have under center and give us a 2nd round Draft pick for you.
And blahh blahh blahh I can already hear the all pussies out there “he’s a dog killer”, “he’s a bad human being” Blah Blah Blah….ok, it really sucks because he is a dog killer, and I love dogs, and for the human being part, well I think the killing the dogs says it all right there, but the guy has done his time and unlike other athletes given a second chance, up until now, he has taken full advantage of it. And besides this is Football, the guy isn’t coming to your fucking home to watch your kids and play with your pets, so fucking relax and cheer his fucking name when he is running a jillion miles and hour down the field and flings his body across the goal line, because I sure as shit will. And I am pretty sure every NFL team has at least one murder, one rapist, one drug dealer, one dui homicide conviction, so fuck it, I’ll take one dog killer if its going to get me to the super bowl.
Now that’s laid to rest, lets talk about the “real” fucking problems. O-Line, D-Line, MLB, S…fuck it the whole Defense is suspect (other than Asante Samule) but first lets discuss the O-Line, a once thunderous, and feared O-line, anchored by the Hairiest man alive, Jon Runyan, (seriously guy looks like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons) is now a pathetic group of cry babies and pussies, ok the left side of the line I can live with, but Max Jean-Gilles, Winston Justice, and the biggest fucking waste of space ever King (im a 6-9 330 lbs pussy) Dunlap need to go! After Andy lost all confidence in Justice, the first play he puts this behemoth of a man, who looks like he could rip my arms off my body and beat me to death gets absolutely steamrolled onto his back….fucking unbelievable!! So if we are going to have any shot next year, and keep Vick out of Intensive Care Unit, we really need to address the right side of our line.
Now for the D-fence, where to start, with the exception of Samuel, the whole D needs to be adjusted/revamped/overhauled/fixed/fuck. Trent Cole, who is a great player during the regular season, does absolutely nothing in the playoffs, year after year he is like the fucking invisible man, only he is viable and does fucking NOTHING! We need to start drafting Line Backers who size states are more impressive than a first baseman on a college softball team. I mean seriously every LB we have is like 6-0 220 – 230, speed kills, but not shutting down the running game. Maybe if we have a couple guys who could fill holes (that’s what she said) the fucking guy they pulled off the street before the game in Green Bay might have rushed for less than a buck 20 on us. DBs, I actually think we will be ok, Samuel is a stud, and Patterson is decent for the most part, would I like someone better, absolutely, but before addressing that we have to find a Safety. I thought getting rid of Dawks was a terrible move, and everyone said Quintin Mikell is man and looky looky, guy fucking stinkssss. He was a good player while he had Dawkins back there with him, but to be the leader and anchor the D like Dawk did, no fucking chance.
Ok that’s enough for now…mainly because I have a real job and actually need to do some work…(Fucking real life suckssss)
Oh and P.S. David Akers ….GO FUCK YOUR…yea cry…because that makes me feel for you....pussy!
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