Philadelphia -- One man apparently didn't want his friend to have his cake and eat it too yesterday. Two friends were in a car on 2nd Street near Callowhill about 2:40 a.m. when the passenger began eating a piece of the driver's cake, according to police. This enraged the driver, who shot his friend once in the chest, a Central Detectives investigator said.
"They weren't supposed to be sharing," he said. "One was eating the other's food. They got into an argument and 'Bang! Bang!' "
The investigator denied a conflicting report that french fries were at the center of the argument.
Listen, I can 100% feel the pain of this driver. I love nothing more than food and a good peice of cake and if some asshole that I am driving around like Miss Daisy thinks he going to just eat my slice, well he needs to find out how fucking wrong he is. I respect the hell out of this guy because he set an important example about what should happen if you decide to touch someones food. "Bang, bang" as the officer put it. What do you want to bet this guy who got shot will ask anytime he wants to eat anything for the rest of this life, like he will be in a restaurant asking his waiter if its okay to eat the bread now, guaranteed.
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