A woman was partially paralyzed from a hickey that caused her to have a small stroke, the New Zealand Medical Journal said according to a media report. The 44-year-old New Zealander went to the emergency room after she found that she couldn't move her left arm while she was watching TV, The Christchurch Press reported. Doctors concluded that she had had a stroke but were perplexed as to why, the paper said. Then they found a "love bite" on her neck near a major artery, and discovered a clot in the artery beneath the hickey — a small vertical bruise. "Because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction," said Dr. Wu, who attended to the woman over a year ago at the Middlemore Hospital in Auckland, according to the paper. "Because of the physical trauma it had made a bit of bruising inside the vessel." He added the clot traveled to the woman's heart and caused the stroke.
I am trying to think of something better that could happen to a guy then to be able to give a woman a hickey and basically shut down her entire body. It's not like they are doing anal or flying through the air on a sex swing, this motherfucker was just giving his girl a hickey and put her down for the count. He's set for the rest of his life, just walking around telling bitches at the bar his mouth can suck like a hoover and it had to be registered with the government as a deadly weapon. Game. Set. Match.
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